There’s so much going on around the sound this weekend that a lesser lady might just give up and stay inside all day, discouraged by the rain and the decision-making process. That would be a big mistake. Why the awesomeness overload? Perhaps this week’s full moon inspired event planners to unleash all of their sweet fury onto our fair city. Or maybe it’s just the last weekend of summer before Bumbershoot (Only a fool would compete with good old Bobby D and hipster darling Edward Sharpe for attendees). Either way, in the end we all benefit.
Friday, August 27
Book Talk: Down and Derby: The Insider’s Guide to Roller Derby. If you’ve always dreamed of being a derby girl, than this one’s for you. So strap on your skates and settle on a roller derby moniker before heading over to Capitol Hill on Friday night. I’ll be there as Betty the Bruiser. Elliot Bay Book Co, 7 pm, FREE.
KEXP & Seattle Center Present: Concerts at the Mural. The Head and the Heart and Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band will be performing. This is the last installment of this free summer concert series, so if you haven’t made it to one yet, get your booty into gear. You won’t live forever, you know. Fri Aug 27, 6 pm, FREE.
Blonde But Not Forgotten: Candleshoe. If you love old-school Jodie Foster and/or blondes and/or want to support the LGBT scene on Cap Hill. Or even if you’re just looking for a cheap and relatively innocent date, check this movie-on-the-lawn trick out. Lawn chairs will be available for rent. 8:30 pm, Cal Anderson Park, FREE.
Northwest Beer & Cheese Pairing Party. If there’s one thing I love more than life itself, it’s cheese. Gouda, Gruyere, Asiago, Stilton, Brie and Havarti. So long as it’s fermented dairy, I’m on-board. And there’s nothing better at washing down all of those dairy products than a nice cold micro-brew. So the thought of someone pairing cheese and beer into delectable combinations and handing them to me makes my heart twirl like a schoolgirl in love. I’m in like McGinn. 5-9 pm, Urbane, 1639 Eighth Ave, $17.
Saturday, August 28
SAM Remix. Dust off your glow-sticks and your loafers and head on down to the Seattlewaterfront Saturday night for what should be the sweetest art-rave mix-up this side of the Mississippi. SAM is celebrating the opening of Houston-based artist Trenton Doyle Hancock’s vibrant and energetic new Olympic Sculpture Garden installation. The number of amazing and artistic things that will be going on are unbearable, but include drawing, spontaneous one-line poetry, sunset percussion and a dancealicious performance by Truckosaurus. If I do one thing this weekend, this will be it. Oh, did I mention wearing neon is encouraged? Olympic Sculpture Park, 2901 Western Ave, 654-3100, 8 pm–midnight, $12–$15/first 50 wearing neon get in free).

Trenton Doyle Hancock's site-specific installation "A Better Promise," in progress. Photo: Robert Wade
Cheese-a-topia. Who knew there could be so much cheesy goodness in Seattle? The American National Cheese Convention is in town ALL weekend, but Saturday night they’re opening the doors of their awards ceremony and cheese display to the public. Closing keynote speaker Michael Pollan will be there, as will local restaurants and wineries serving up their fare to complement the cheese tastings on-site, so bring some cheddar to spend. Benaroya Hall, 5-9 pm, $85.
Mickey Avalon, THEE Satisfaction, Truckasauras, Machete Fight. Somehow Truckasauras is also playing in this show. Should be a busy night for the band. The real star here though, is Mickey Avalon, whose ability to write an entire song about a single body part rivals even Sir Mix-a-Lot. Showbox at the Market, 1426 First Ave, 8 pm, all ages.
Sunday, August 29
Some say Sunday is a day of rest. But in Seattle it seems, Sunday is a day of music. Check out these sweet acts, most of them free.
Vampire Weekend, Beach House, Dum Dum Girls. Among young Seattleites, the love for Vampire Weekend is strong. Not that I blame them. VW’s songs are bursting with light instrumentals, bolstered by catchy lyrics and a solid back beat. The kids don’t stand a chance against these agreeable rockers. Marymoor Park, 6046 W Lake Sammamish Pkwy NE, 6 pm, $39.50.
Concerts at the Ballard Locks. The Mach One Jazz Orchestra performs at the Hiram M. Chittenden Locks. If they really wanted to make things exciting, they’d plop the entire orchestra on a boat and move them through the locks as they were playing, but I wouldn’t hold your breath. The Ballard Locks, 2-3 pm, FREE.
Music Free for the People M.J. Bishop performs what Le Pichet terms “Open Road Longing Folk Americana.” Don’t we all feel a little longing on Sundays? Le Pichet, 1933 1st Avenue, 2:30 – 4:30 pm, FREE.
Concerts for Peace. Adrian Xavier, StingShark, North West Sons, Sick Donkey Showcase (DJ Sticky, Essential I, Jahson Ites and Huckleberry), Harvey Swanson. To be honest, I don’t know who any of these people are. But I am an advocate of Volunteer Park, and its awesome view of the Space Needle and sweet botanical gardens. Oh yeah, and peace. I like that too. Volunteer Park, 12 – 6 pm, FREE.